After 15 happy years with his wife, Alan Jenkins decided it was time for the ultimate expression of love.(via)
So, determined to prove his devotion, he had a lifesize image of her face - along with those of their two daughters - tattooed on his back.
The painful procedure took 20 hours and cost £870.
Unfortunately for the besotted Alan, it also backfired on a monumental scale after Lisa, 36, absconded with a 25-year-old Latvian hunk she had met at work.
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"Lisa may have left me but she'll be on my back forever thanks to the tattoo," he said.
"But I've still got plenty of room on my chest if I get hooked up again.
And this is what it's like to be married in the 21-century. Welcome to the brave new world where the wife hooks up with a much younger man and waits to move in with him when her husband moves out. I wouldn't be surprised if the boyfriend eventually hooked up with the older daughter.