Hymn book cover for your iPod

If you must have one, you can get it here (via).

They also have a reversible doormat that reads "Go away"or "Come in" depending on if you are leaving or entering the house, a shot gun flask (this is as close they can get to holding a "gun" in the UK) and a very nice villain chair. And here's something that will certainly cause controversy: a "Good Book" hidden flask.